This is me:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

Drawing, Making movies, Going out, Music, TV, Writing, Books, Singing, Guitar

Guns N' Roses, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Rob Zombie, Bullet For My Valentine, Alice Cooper, Panic at the Disco, You Me At Six, Iron Maiden, Lostprophets, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, David Bowie, Disturbed, Meatloaf, The Horrors, Biffy Clyro, Foo Fighters, KISS, Queen, Muse, Avenged Sevenfold, Cradle of Filth

A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Monty Python's Meaning Of Life, Rat Race, the Shining, The Devil's Advocate, Snakes On A Plane, Doomsday, Dog Soldiers, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Carribean (1+3), Silence of the Lambs, CATS, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Shaun of the Dead, Freedom Writers, The Crow, Run Fatboy Run, Kill Bill, Addams Family Values, Little Nicky, The Best Man, Taken, The Royal Tenenbaums, Burn After Reading, 30 Days of Night, Sex Drive, RocknRolla, The 51st State, The Boat That Rocked

QI, Mock the Week, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Doctor Who, Swat Kats, Heroes, My Family, Black Books, Dead Ringers, The League of Gentlemen, Chewin' The Fat, Still Game, The Mighty Boosh, Invader ZIM, Neurotically Yours*, TAI TV* (* = Do they count?)

Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Shining, Edgar Allan Poe, Alice In Wonderland, Kerrang!